The Cult of Laptaru is one of the most powerfull secret cults in the world ...even more powerfull than those freemason dudes...in fact WE OWN THOSE MOFO`S ASS3S (..not as powerfull as McDonalds though)
The cult has secret members from the worlds top pro gamers and porn stars (for example darkjet ,spirit and ark,who are all in both of the categories :x )
- Laptaru is a God that is belived to give exceptionally good and to be worshiped since 5000 years ago(and real father of Chuck Norris)
- Laptaru is cousin with the crestian god:God and went to high-school with Buddha
- Conditions to join The Worshipers of Laptaru: 1. send me shit load of money, preferably cash 1.1 if u look good don`t worry to much 'bout the money... we`ll send u 2 work for it ! 2. obey my every command with blind loialty!
- Gains from beeing a Worshiper of Laptaru 1. a full dental and medical insurance 2. 5% discount card for candles,Laptaru souvenirs and icons, toilet paper and toothpaste 3. a better basketball court that those stupid mormon's court (parkin` lot i mean :/ )
Everyone is free to join! if u don`t want to or if u somehow find this offensive to your religion or belif... DON'T WORRY! we`ll soon raise our new world order and force our belifes on u`r sorry ass :) have a nice day now! may Laptaru bee with you
- And don`t forget to buy our lucky charmed talisman so u can give better @ PGL and local lans ;)
